Tell an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster, Vol. III

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IdiNaPut is a huge Justin Bieber fan. He has his bedroom plaster with Bieber posters. But his most prized possession of all is his Justin Bieber concert ticket. IdiNaPut did not go to the concert because he did not want his precious ticket to be ripped.
 
The Legend believes himself a skilled and enterprising farmer ,he wears a cowboy hat and boots and is very handy with lasso…he has an ant farm that he’s had from childhood sitting on his study desk …
 
Greenfields, aka Hogcalling Sally, became known throughout all of Switzerland for her destruction of potential avalanches…her popularity soared…she endorsed every brand of Swiss chocolate that she tried, and sales hit record levels…soon, she was endorsing everything from furniture to watches to sporting goods…the Swiss economy hit new highs.
Through it all, she continued to eat more and more of that awesome Swiss chocolate…when the Swiss public clamored for ‘Sally’ pictures in their magazines, the only ‘tailor’ who could produce anything that fit her was ‘Omar the Tentmaker’…
 
Boldlygo makes wall stencil quotes in his spare time. His favorites are, “Sparkles make life worth living”,…“Family ties are rainbow ribbons of love”…and, “Tomorrow I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be ugly”
 
1Lord1Faith crafts alpenhorns in the Swiss mountains, with his only company being the goats and the odd hiker. He’s tried to evangelise to the goats, fancying himself a St Francis of Assisi type, but it didn’t work and a goat ate his belt.
 
IdiNaPut the, basement dwelling, fedora wearing prankster that he is, sent all of his out of town relatives special Christmas presents this year. The present are filled with a pound of glitter and upon opening they explode ensuring that IdiNaPut will be remembered forever by his relatives.
 
The Legend has a wonderful moustache very similar to Poirot’s (the detective) it doesn’t only looks plastic ,it Is
plastic :sushing_face:
 
Greenfields, aka ‘Hogcalling Sally’ developed an allergy to Swiss chocolate…her weight plummeted…her ‘Omar the Tentmaker’ fashions fit her like - well - tents.
She’s now a runway model in Zurich, and uses her old Omar fashions as dressing rooms…
 
Boldlygo plans to, on Christmas Day, to sit on the table dressed as a turkey making gobbling noises.
 
…on IdiNaPut Christmas luncheon table where he’ll dine alone except for his 5 cats on their respective chairs.The carving of the Turkey is the most exciting part for that odd party of six,often with happy mishaps as IdiNaPut …is blind.😎🐱…😱
 
Her fame and endorsement deals allowed Greenfields, aka Hogcalling Sally, to buy a small estate in rural Switzerland…cat lover that she is, she immediately began taking in strays…soon, there were too many to keep track of, much less name, so they became “A”, “B”, “C”, etc.
To keep them straight in her mind, she used a beard trimmer [don’t ask…] to shave the letters on the cats’ backs…the first 26 were easy…after that, it was “A+”, “B+”, etc…
When she passed 52, the third set became “A-”, “B-”, etc, but a problem started to occur…it was impossible to catch more than a few of them each morning, so they were regrowing their hair faster than she could reshave them…
Brainstorm!! She went online and ordered custom-made branding irons…before she could put them to use, Swiss Animal Protection stepped in, confiscated the branding irons, fined her so severely that she lost her estate, and publicized the event so heavily that she was forced to leave the country…
She’s back in England now, doing hog-calling demonstrations at local amateur talent shows, and dreaming of her days of fame and fortune…
 
Boldlygo is neither bold, nor are they going anywhere.
Discuss
 
Scarlet the Flaming red head ,is disgusted there will be no discussion
 
Brother Gov doesn’t let anyone know, especially at this time of year, but he’s been the president of the Eddie Haskell Fan Club for the past decade…on Tuesday evenings, when the abbey hosts ‘Youth Night’, he shows old ‘Leave it to Beaver’ tapes, and recruits second-graders to the fan club, and swears them to secrecy…
 
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Brother Gov, the International Man of Mystery had a short lived career prior to his dedication to polish the good name of Eddie Haskell to the rest of the world. He played percussion for the rock group Twisted Sister. All was going well until he suggested Twisted Sister do a tribute album entitled, “Twisted Sister sings the Best of Wayne Newton”. The rest of the group went mad with rage at such a suggestion and Brother Gov had to flee for his life, never to play a snare drum again.
 
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I think you people would be very good at the game Balderdash:)
Have a Merry Christmas,and thank you 🙏
 
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