My “best worst” story:
Back in the 1970s the parish where I grew up used to have a “Contemporary Mass,” meaning that just about anything was OK. Being a guitarist, I was often tapped to provide the music.
Those “Masses” were SO wrong, and even though I was young, I knew they were wrong so eventually I declined to play for them any longer.
Some of the “groovy” things they did:
- Instead of a homily they had “rap sessions”
- Everyone surrounded the table (which served as an altar) during the Consecration
- Songs such as *Sweet Baby James *and *Suzanne *were sung simply because they mentioned the word “Jesus” (Note: Even though I was the musician, I did not select the music – adults did, and I did as I was told until I backed out.)
- During Communion children were given jelly beans so they didn’t feel left out
- Eventually priests declined to celebrate the “Contemporary Mass,” so the families running it distributed unconsecrated hosts (!!!)
In nearly 40 years of providing liturgical music in one way or another I have many stories, but the experience of the “Contemporary Mass” at this parish are probably among the worst.
'thann