Hi Trelow:
Although personally I deplore the common indulgence in factory-farm corpse-flesh (otherwise euphemistically known as ‘meat’), there is a sense in which I’m happy for you. Let me explain.
You see, when the crunch comes, as it undoubtedly will – when the Middle East goes up in flames; when the oil stops coming; when the supermarkets have been stripped bare of eatables; and when those famished meat-loving neighbors of yours come looking for to charbroil a nice chewy hunk of – pardon me – YOU, as an indulger yourself you are going to be able to view their ghastly urge with a measure of real understanding, even, perhaps, with a smidgen of Christian compassion.
After all, folks have got to eat, and some folks will eat anything when they’re really hungry, especially if they have already developed a taste for it by glutting themselves for years on something similar. . . .
Won’t they?
Bon appetit.