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Hawkmaid secretly wants these mirrors, hence is willing to say that a maid ran off with them, when it was really Hawkmaid the whole time.
 
And an angel found all the mirrors because the 1 Bro, doug them out of the earth while the vampire was sound asleep. But as we all know Hawkmaid was watching every move.
 
The reason Divine knew Hawkmaid was watching was because they were watching each other. It was a staring contest. Embarrassingly, Divine lost.
 
Divine never lost and any time it appears that Divine is the loser it is just an illusion. Divine stares right through Hawkmaid. The air that Hawkmaid flies in is just a breath of all mysteries. One hopes that Dougbro1 will find more than 1 brother, he needs to go beyond feathers and reach for the stars, then many more brothers will join Doug.
 
As it turns out, Divine is trying to lead Dougbro1 astray (who ironically has more than 1 brother). Everyone knows that Divine reached for a star and got burned, and wants Dougbro to suffer the same fate.
 
To even think that divine could get burned makes one sigh. The land of the vampire is not the turf of Divine’s universe. The stars shine down on Dougbro and hope his army of brothers are not the butlers of Hawk with his seven maids.
 
Luckily, the stars’ hopes are already fulfilled. But Divine doesn’t have a universe. Divine has recently been proved to have taken the last slice of pizza from all the poor kids on the street, under the logic “Own all the pizza, own a universe.” This despicable act has made headlines.
 
Divine doesn’t eat pizza. Divine doesn’t do anchovies. The only place where there is any hope for real pizza is in New York and dougbro ,who was called dough boy by Hawkmaid , doesn’t know how to get on a subway. And divine has much better food for anyone who is poor, even better than pizza.
 
Embarrassingly enough, Divine dos not know that most pizzas nowadays don’t have anchovies. This is because Divine lives in the past, somewhere in 1975.
 

1975 was a second in divines life but eating anchovies is not as fun as being in the sea with the Anchovy. If your only place of earthly existence is north, then the pacific world of Asia will be unknown to you. Fish is on everything when your world reaches to the east.
 
(I don’t think any of that was a lie lol)

Divine is secretly a flying fish, because of all the interest in flying, and in anchovies. In fact, rumour has is that Divine once dated an anchovy.
 

Divine is laughing too much right now and is getting a few angels to assist me in responding to this . But a flying fish has a very tough life and Hawks like sea birds are all around.
 
Hawk does like birds all around and she is pleased to return to WHAT IS THIS MADNESS! Doughbro has been running after Difin (as he’s known to his fellow schoolmates in said ocean) struggling to convince the latter to join him in his bakery…Hawkmaid questions who will be coming out of the bakery and in what form…

In other news the anchovies are a hit on the pizzas!

Totally unrelated I’m sure.
 
Since it is Sunday – Divine has bought pizza for all. One without Anchovies. Not sure how Dough Bro is doing these days but he might be working in that factory where they can Anchovies. The last we heard of him, Dough Bro was trying to make up a new game for CAF. But it is a sticky situation and Dough might need extra time to rise to the occasion . They say he was last seen in the yeastern section of Quebec—
Hoping that Hawk might keep an eye out for Bro and if needed send out one of those maids to help him rise to greater heights.
 
Divine has clearly misread the username of Dougbro. Dough puns aside, Divine’s distaste for anchovies started after a rough break-up, and all further encounters with this species were when Divine mistook them for piranhas, meaning Divine has a serious phobia in play. However, the pizza was delicious.
 
Dougbro obviously meant to write “Doughbro” as his parents (Mr. and Mrs. Pillsbury) named him such, but because of the goggles he wears constantly, he couldn’t tell he misspelled it. Thankfully, Divine has…mediocre spelling so he lends a hand. But only one, because he’s hiding the other from the piranhas.
 
Incorrect. Douglas (Not Doughlas or Pillsbury) is Dougbro’s (not Doughbro’s) last name. Hawkmaid’s sharp vision is apparently starting to fail. Hawkmaid does, however, have another pressing concern greater than trying to tell Dougbro’s name is something it’s not. And that would be…that the beak can barely eat pizza to its full potential.
 
Mr. Pillsbury Douglas studied eyes in college; optics fascinated him even more than rising loaves. Thus he was accurate in his diagnosis of eye failure in Hawkmaid, but not quite. Hawkmaid, having mourned her non-optimal-pizza-beak, decided it would be easier to just shove her face closer to the pizza to eat it. Thus, it is not eye failure, just distraction and more than a little pizza still stuck to her beak…
 
Hawkmaid’s short attention span has been duly noted. That would explain why she doesn’t notice her maids slacking off and riding her when they should be working. They are also guilty of stealing some of Hawkmaid’s pizza.
 
(They did WHAT?!)

Dougbro is just relieved that the maids are slacking or else they’d fit find his stash of candy in the corner of his closet…
 
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