Tell an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster, Vol. III

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IWantGod is Rey’s father. He’ll be starring in Episode IX: We Found Another Jedi.
 
mVitis has a one man band ,playing harmonica,guitar and drums all at once .Often he practices while also peeling potatoes for dinner ,darning old socks ,brushing his teeth,patting the cat and making a cup of tea .
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Actually, Greenfields has taught mVitus all these disguises, because mVitus is in reality D.B. Cooper and Greenfields has been charged by the Illuminati to hide him from C.I.A. assassins.
 
Tired of all the negative vibes regarding the Trump presidency and the endless EF vs. OF debate on CAF, (name removed by moderator) has retired to a cave wired with a computer on which he receives NETFLIX. He spends all day drinking home made mead and watching reruns of The Beverly Hillbillies. He is secretly in love with Granny.
 
So mean 🙂 You should be given an award.
Joey bags delivers bags of wild honeycomb to Govenator to make his mead with…he scales incredible cliffs to find and prize off the honeycomb ,but first smears himself in mud as a deterrent to stings.
 
Greensfield, in awe of Joeybagz, decided she too would be one with nature to find the best ingredients. Finding a babbling brook, she began to learn its ways. Greensfield was last seen stuffing live fish in her water-filled mouth and gurgle-shouting, “I am the river!”
 
Joeybaggz discovered the gas station bought was once owned by Billy Carter brother of Jimmy Carter, and a world class expert on beer.

The gas station has been rumored to have buried treasure somewhere on the property so Joeybaggz calls mVitus for helping in his search for the treasure.

After 5 days of intensive searching they discover the treasure trove in a huge underground cavern containing 450,000 cases of “Billy Beer”.Their find explains the sudden mysterious disappearance of the brew after a mere 10 months on the market.

The two are happy figuring they will make a boat load full of money from beer collectors from around the world, so they celebrate by each having a can of this brew. 🤢🤮

Once they return from the hospital after having their stomachs pumped they order ten trucks of concrete and cover the cavern’s entrance and are happy that some mysteries are best left unsolved.
 
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Joeybaggz discovered the gas station bought was once owned by Billy Carter brother of Jimmy Carter, and a world class expert on beer.

The gas station has been rumored to have buried treasure somewhere on the property so Joeybaggz calls mVitus for helping in his search for the treasure.

After 5 days of intensive searching they discover the treasure trove in a huge underground cavern containing 450,000 cases of “Billy Beer”.Their find explains the sudden mysterious disappearance of the brew after a mere 10 months on the market.

The two are happy figuring they will make a boat load full of money from beer collectors from around the world, so they celebrate by each having a can of this brew. 🤢🤮

Once they return from the hospital after having their stomachs pumped they order ten trucks of concrete and cover the cavern’s entrance and are happy that some mysteries are best left unsolved.
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TRUE STORY! At the 1978 Touchdown club dinner in Washington, D.C. (dinner honoring athletes from high school to professional) I was fortunate to shag an invitation. Having to go to the men’s room, I was directed downstairs to the facility. Walking down a long hall, I turned a corner and there standing in the middle of several other attendees was Billy Carter. He was holding a six pack of Billy Beer and talking Georgia sports. I walked by and said hi to the President’s brother. He smiled back and asked if I wanted a beer. Well I wasn’t going to pass up that opportunity so of course I said yes. He held out the six pack, I took one, he asked my name, I told him, he asked why I was there and I told him I was a golf professional (I actually was at the time), he laughed and said that was one sport he never tried. We laughed, I drank my beer while he regaled his other friends with some GA. sports stories. I thanked him for the beer, went about my business, and when I returned, they had gone. Looking back, it probably was the most interesting “strange” thing that ever happened to me.

By the way, Milt is the world class expert on how to make the perfect “Shirley Temple.”
 
Authorities in Canarsie New York today, put out an APB on Milt from CAF. Seems the 300 five and six year old attendees at the annual Valentine’s day party for the first grade at the New York School for the Artistically Gifted were hospitalized with alcohol poisoning after drinking the Shirley Temple Punch made by Milt using his recipe. Milt explained that the punch bowls got mixed up and what the six year olds consumed was meant for the Green Springs Rest Home Valentine’s Day dance. A Canarsie P. D. spokesperson, Matilda Y. Slobbernocker said that the story Mr. Milt offered was a bald face lie and the police department has doubled their efforts to apprehend the fiend. Milt was last seen begging to be allowed in the cave containing all that Billy Beer. Film at Eleven.
 
(name removed by moderator), on hearing of my permanent brain damage and his increasing memory loss and my consequent decision to run for the United States Senate since my mental condition is equal or superior to all but six of the sitting U.S. Senators, has signed on as executive campaign manager.
 
(name removed by moderator), on searching for the mother lode of Trix cereal, stumbled on several lost barrels of Kentucky Bourbon. Realizing it doesn’t go to well when poured on Trix cereal, he decided to replace the contents of the Preparation H bottles with the bourbon. He is now working on a new advertising slogan for Prep H. So far he has come up with, “With Preparation H, you may have 'roids, but you won’t care.”
 
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Types Joeybaggz,leaning on his shovel in the ‘baboon park’ at the zoo …and oops Joeybaggz…there’s quite a bit to scoop up yet…back to work
lad!
 
Contrary to,popular belief, Greensfield is actually a cat and his avatar is a portrait of her. She enslaved her 'owner’s seven years ago and only feeds her anchovies. When Greens wants to come on CAF she draws her ‘owners’s’ collar tight until submission achieved.
 
Milt decides to join the French Foreign Legion to avoid arrest in the “Dirty Shirley Temple” fiasco. He is now known as Soldat 1 e classe Jean Luc Schmidt, and has learned to sing Le Boudin.

Meanwhile in other parts of the world…Greenfields has received her new and improved super soak squirt gun which has a range of 30 meters, and a special barrel to shoot silly string. She is now sneaking up on Joeybaggz as he is still busy with cleaning the baboon park for target practice.
 
Poor Milt…he didn’t find the Billy Beer cave, but he did stumble on Brother Gov’s Fortress of Solitude - the place Brother Gov goes when he’s no longer able to tolerate all his second-graders, and needs a breather…
There was a cave-in shortly after Milt arrived, and he’ll be trapped there until Brother Gov shows up and decides the cave is worth salvaging…in the meantime, Milt has nothing to worry about…he has Brother Gov’s literature collection [the entire Hardy Boys series, the first 72 Bobbsey Twins books, and the first 175 Nancy Drew books] to keep him from getting bored, and Brother Gov’s emergency rations [several cases of Civil War-era hardtack, a few pounds of beef jerky, and an endless supply of Miracle Spring Water at the back of the cave] to sustain him.
 
Boldlygo collects butterflies and wasps ,freezing them Ito position before pinning to a nasty board 🦋
(I’ve heard from his inquisitive neighbour he’ll some times be crumbling some into soup when she calls by all of a sudden )
 
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