Tell an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster, Vol. III

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Better Don Knotts than Frankenstein …The (name removed by moderator) plans to govern with a putrid army of cloned huge green men
,slightly falling apart mind you that he secretly grew
 
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I gots some real dirt on the (name removed by moderator).hehe
Turns out (name removed by moderator) is the founder and former owner of The Heavenly Greens Gentleman’s golf club.
An establishment Boldlygo and others know only too well. After the golf widows stormed (name removed by moderator)'s establishment, he has been looked to start anew at a golf course near you.
 
The Legend recieved an eviction notice from Environment Canada from his cave in northern Saskatchewan. He was forced to barter passage on a dogsled to Saskatoon where he flew to @JosieL’s chateau. Unfortunately, all of the rooms were booked for the winter, but he found a room that happened to be unoccupied. He found the decor of taxonomy and a picture of SuperLuigi on the mantle, as well as crushed, burnt cans of Old Milwaukee Light in the fireplace.
 
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SuperLuigi got stuck his vehicle stuck in a dry mall parking lot. It was a hot day and the pavement was fresh when Super decided to engage in his favourite past time. Which is rolling coal while doing a burn out.
 
The (name removed by moderator) was cast as the crazy admiral in the sequel to Mary Poppins, but the director has hired a specialist to work the prop cannon citing safety concerns and the ability of the gov to light matches without burning himself.
 
SuperLuigi created the good old marvel of the modern world
the Superglue .Super kind of stuck to the name Luigi
 
😱 uh oh, the cats out of the bag…you were meant to tell a lie!
The (name removed by moderator) ,a bespectacled old man in trouser braces and knitted cardigan with a kindly face tends his potted friends with the love of a father.
Potted as in pot plants .He’s working on developing
a versatile indoor plant that along with a pleasing bloom and vanilla scent will also snap up passing rodents,cockroaches and spiders.He’s very frustrated
that he can’t quite breed a plant that will delight in the taste of silverfish.Quite dissapointed .
 
(name removed by moderator) planned to catch ,render down and bottle Greenfields ,not the nice little man everyone thought he was at all.
Dollar signs flashed in his eyes as he lovingly sharpend his scythe and grinned into his beard.
 
Brother Gov, realizing the potent nature of Greenfield’s blood, has secretly contracted with the National Institutes of Health to use her blood to effect a cure for ebola, hanta, SARS, and the Zika viruses. At this time,Greenfields is unaware of the plot and is being hunted by the FBI for use in NIH experiments done in a joint venture with the Jack Daniels Distillery in Lynchburg, Tennessee. Brother Gov figures to make millions and is desperately trying to convince Greenfields to donate herself in a spirit of Christian charity and a concern for mankind, not to mention Brother Gov’s bank account. He also has cornered the international market for Tennessee sipping whiskey, and only enhanced his reputation as the International Man of Mystery.
 
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Joeybaggz is an excellent story teller.

[Although, I’m not sure that’s a lie]
 
Greenfields,as a little like in the story of ‘Stone Soup’, managed to crawl sopping out of the cauldron in the nick’o’time ,throwing the (name removed by moderator)s cat in instead …while he was busy combing his bald head in the reflection of his scythe .
Result,more time in high courts for The (name removed by moderator) ,facing the spitting and bristling of the affected people’s disgruntled with his product …:roll_eyes:😿
 
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(name removed by moderator) put a huge Holley 4bbl carb on his Honda Prelude, so he could roll coal with the big boys on the block.
 
The (name removed by moderator) agreed that The Legend could ride on the hood after hours of
"why nots " and “how comes” and trying to distract him with promises of Ted Drews Custards if he stopped badgering him,
 
When young n wild Greenfields favorite past time was riding on the hood of a big ole merc going down the highway.
 
The Legend is known to drive a vintage Aston Martin with all kinds of wicked devices installed to foil the international villains hunting both Brother Gov and The Legend. The two were last seen in the parking lot of a McDonalds restaurant in Possum Vomit, West Virginia sipping on cherry cokes, shaken, not stirred.
 
But Joeybaggz was feeling very shaken and stirred as he remembered his dealings with the notorious two,and
hurriedly bought a one way ticket to the Solomon Islands to lay low ,and try and let things cool for a year or ten
 
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Greetings from the sunny shores of Guadalcanal !!. Beaches are great here, a hundred bucks American makes you a millionaire, it’s about 80 degrees everyday and mostly sunshine. Live on the beach. No TV, no cell phones, no computers, just sand, sun, and fun. (oh and the occasional shark just off shore!) Own a gold mine and a pearl farming ranch. Bought em both for $300.00. Living like a king and loving every minute! Only problem, they have coca cola but no good booze. Can somebody send me a care package with a couple cases of Corona and two cases of Bacardi rum? Getting a little squirrely without the evening Cuba Libra. (don’t worry, plenty of limes here.) Just send it air freight to Joeybaggz, c/o Guadalcanal. The natives will deliver by dugout (that’s a canoe to you colonials)

Oh, and Greenfields has accepted my offer to leave that boring life back in civilization and come to the islands and work as a pearl diver. A beach house/cabana and a native cabana boy awaits!

Merry Christmas from the Solomons.
 
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…Mumbled poor delirious Joeybaggz from his putrid prison bed,well,sack full of sticks.He tossed and turned and waking with a sweaty brow scratched at the bed bugs on his arms and began howling in anguish.
“why!why did I try to bring my own grog and beef jerky into this mad backward country!Just when everything was going so we-e-ellll…” And started to blubber in ernest…
 
Died, spent 200 years in Purgatory, then was recruited by St. Peter to be in Heaven’s new “Touched by an Angel program” and sent back to Earth to help people here on Catholic Answers.
 
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phil didn’t realize that those of us on the ‘Outrageous Lies’ thread are beyond help…he spent countless hours…days…months…trying to reform us, but all we did was tell more outrageous ‘Outrageous Lies’…

After failure upon failure, he was recalled, lost his wings, and sent back to Earth with another impossible task - convince Hollywood to do a remake of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’, with phil as Clarence, trying to earn his wings…
 
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