LOL, I know this - all too well - which happens to be why I continue to stick my nose in

There is definitely an American tendency to stick two fingers up to outside opinion. Methinks it stems from that exceptional ism thingy…and perhaps the fact that your still the undisputed global hegemon with unrivalled economic, military and cultural clout (I’m wearing jeans at the moment, for instance).
Ha! We got it from you all, pardner. We got it from you. How could you not know that? The sooner you Brits accept that, the better off you’ll be.
Where do you think we got the notion that there actually is a better system of governance in which citizens could thumb their nose at the sovereign and live to tell the tale? From the fields of Runneymede on, you taught us and our ancestors that. Yes, and that every man’s home is his castle; one that he has a right to defend. That came from you. You pretend to be aghast at our gun owning, and yet your kings encouraged every man-jack in England; required him to, have a longbow in his home ready to defend the homeland or take abroad to fight the inflated potentates that threatened.
You taught us our “Cold War mentality” in the English Channel and at Waterloo. And as for distant defense, Nelson is still on his pedestal in Trafalgar Square, isn’t he?
Where did the “warrior culture” of our South come from? Goodness, man, from the very “Borderers” you threw at Ireland, Australia, America and the world because you knew they would fight. Do you not know they’re virtually all Scots-Irish?
And if, now and then, some American politician waxes exclusionary, is that anything other than a watered-down and somewhat domesticated version of “Wogs begin at Calais”?
And if we sometimes seem to you less than worshipful of “cultural diversity” one only needs to remember the even less worshipful words of Charles Napier concerning the Indian practice of Suttee.
You Brits ought to simply apply for statehood and make done with it. Our Supreme Court is sufficiently elastic now to accept at least a tug of the forelock to the Queen. If it can accept abortion and homosexual marriage, it would hardly choke on the idea of a queen, at least in the State of Britain. And with your population, you would dominate American politics. But you would need a preparatory and intensive study of the merits of Anglo Saxon civilization first, of course.