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You might appreciate this joke:WHICH Baptist church did you go to? There are more than a couple of hundred varieties, with conflicting and competing beliefs, and they do not get along! No self-respecting Southern Baptist would darken the door at the Free Will Baptist meeting . . . .
*I said ‘Are you a Christian or a Jew?’ He said ‘Christian.’ I said ‘Me too! Protestant or Catholic?’ He said ‘Protestant.’ I said ‘Me too! What franchise?’ He said ‘Baptist.’ I said ‘Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?’ He said ‘Northern Baptist.’ I said ‘Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Reform Baptist?’ He said ‘Northern Conservative Baptist.’ I said ‘Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reform Baptist?’ He said ‘Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist.’ I said ‘Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?’ He said ‘Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region.’ I said ‘Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region of 1850?’ He said ‘Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.’ I said ‘Die heretic!’ *